Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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