i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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