Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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