I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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