Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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