dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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