Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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