Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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