i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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