Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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