There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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