AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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