You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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