party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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