Christians are straight up FREAKS
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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