it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.