Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE