I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Randomize
