But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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