hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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