We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
