so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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