i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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