I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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