Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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