I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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