Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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