Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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