i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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