So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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