Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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