Sponge bath it is.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
