you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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