I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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