i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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