so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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