Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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