giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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