I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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