Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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