This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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