I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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