I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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