I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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