If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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