And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
