Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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