spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
did you just send me my own nude
All the doctor said was why
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