Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
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Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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