i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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