It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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