omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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