i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
accomplished twins. life is a go
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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