the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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