I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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