can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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