Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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